Anti-Gay Puerto Rican Senator Fails at Heterosexuality
Matt Gratz, Political Fail Blog
Another morally righteous, sexually repressed, closeted senator has been bent over the lap of social media justice and spanked with the paddle of hypocrisy. Puerto Rican Senator Roberto Arango has been embarrassed into resignation after nude pictures of the senator were discovered on Grindr, a location based mobile social network for gay men.
“You know I’ve been losing weight. As I shed that weight, I’ve been taking pictures. I don’t remember taking this particular picture but I’m not gonna say I didn’t take it. I’d tell you if I remembered taking the picture but I don’t.”
Perhaps the senator had just finished making sweet heterosexual relations with a lady friend when he noticed a strangely shaped mole on his deep inner thigh. Being a health minded individual, the responsible senator might have gone in for a detailed examination to document the specimen for a professional review by a doctor. Or… he is just taking a picture of his ass hole to share with strangers. Either way the decision to snap this picture threw the senator’s political career right out the back door.
To me it’s no big deal if someone in a public position explores their sexuality, but to Senator Arango, who voted against same-sex marriage in Puerto Rico as well as adoption rights for same-sex couples on the US territory island, it is a big deal. So big that he has resigned from the senate as the president of the New Progressive Party of Puerto Rico.
So the lesson here today kids is if you plan on taking pictures of your insides to share with random dudes with your cell phone, make sure you check your voting record first. You can’t fuck the gay community at the ballot and expect to receive a thank you in the end..